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TurretGirls is a tower defense game with real-time action elements – and it’s now available on GOG!

Mysterious alien invaders are swarming through unstable wormholes, threatening our great planet for reasons beyond human understanding! But do we sit back and wait? HELL NO! We FIGHT!

Join Girl, a member of the Planetary Alien Neutralization & Tactical Strike Unit (P.A.N.T.S.U.), on the frontlines of Earth's survival! Her mission? Defend the power generator—the beating heart of humanity’s last, greatest hope: THE SUPERWEAPON!

Now on GOG!
Pretty weird that you can't purchase this game in Germany, the game features no nudity or sexual content.
Oh well, Germany being Germany...
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NuffCatnip: Pretty weird that you can't purchase this game in Germany, the game features no nudity or sexual content.
Oh well, Germany being Germany...
You want to see panties? Are you crazy? Absolutely verbotten.

Since GOG decided not to include a video in the promo material, here is a random one I found:
https://youtu.be/MURVVXqNEQY?si=t16Ef14ddCz8Em6g&t=173
Post edited August 25, 2025 by idbeholdME
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NuffCatnip: Pretty weird that you can't purchase this game in Germany, the game features no nudity or sexual content.
Oh well, Germany being Germany...
For what it's worth: it's the same on Steam.
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NuffCatnip: Pretty weird that you can't purchase this game in Germany, the game features no nudity or sexual content.
Oh well, Germany being Germany...
The game is censored, but it also depends on what you classify as nudity. It likely comes down to how strict the censorship laws in Germany are. To be honest, I’m not sure exactly where they draw the line.

Both of the attached images are from the game.
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idbeholdME: You want to see panties? Are you crazy? Absolutely verbotten.

Since GOG decided not to include a video in the promo material, here is a random one I found:
https://youtu.be/MURVVXqNEQY?si=t16Ef14ddCz8Em6g&t=173
Already bought the game, it looked like dumb fun. :)
But I get it, the first time I saw her panties my heart skipped a beat out of pure shock, how could they include something this filthy in a game!?

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BreOl72: For what it's worth: it's the same on Steam.
Yeah, Steam is honestly even worse in that regard for german customers.

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amok: The game is censored, but it also depends on what you classify as nudity. It likely comes down to how strict the censorship laws in Germany are. To be honest, I’m not sure exactly where they draw the line.

Both of the attached images are from the game.
It's pretty absurd sometimes. :P
I think some devs don't even try to get a rating here because it looks like a waste of time to them.

I myself chose the bears btw. :P
Post edited August 25, 2025 by NuffCatnip
Why is it called TurretGirls? From what I can tell, there is only one girl.
Cute, reminds me somewhat of that other anime tank game with girls that I've had in my backlog forever and that I should really get around to play something (would help if I recalled the title).

Edit: Panzer Knights, found it.
Post edited August 25, 2025 by Magnitus
Oh look, paid 'Goddess of Victory: Nikke' is here!
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SultanOfSuave: Why is it called TurretGirls? From what I can tell, there is only one girl.
Most likely due to the fact a totally different game called Turret Girl has existed since 2022.
@Gog

Make a TurretGirls & Panzer Knights bundle .
Censored in Germany
Oh, this is literally one of those "click and they fire gun to jiggle they ass", eh. I was expecting a different kind of perspective from the description because I'm old enough that Tower Defence was a top down flash game you played on your coffee break.

I was also expecting anthropomorphic turret girls, because I've seen the people who draw living vehicles, of both anime and otherwise.
Pantsu defense lol
I feel so safe now knowing that just by living in Germany I'm protected from having to look at girl pants.
/sarcasm
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Wanderduene: Censored in Germany
Not censored, it's "geo-locked", there's a difference.