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So many dumb ways to die.

Think of the Children is now available DRM-free on GOG.com with a 15% launch discount.
No one said parenting was going to be easy. BBQ fires, exposed wires, escaped zoo animals, sharp objects - they're all out to get the little 'uns! Now, as a responsible and prudent parent, your job is to prevent these catastrophes and convince the court you did nothing wrong. Or did you?

Watch the trailer.
Post edited October 19, 2017 by maladr0Id
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viranimus: In that case, Instabuy.
U nasty
Could be a lot of fun as a couch co-op drinking game on the big screen.

I'm also guessing that parents should probably not let their kids watch the adults play this game.
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viranimus: Totally not the game for me. Not unless there is a game mode that encourages you to push the little STDs to their doom.

In that case, Instabuy.
You are evil.
And after my own heart. :)

Look, I realize we were all kids at one time (in my case long ago), however I freely admit here and now that there were plenty of times I totally deserved to have the floor wiped with my ass. I was a holy terror, and probably deserved to die at several points in my childhood.

Remembering myself as a child is the only reason I have never had children. I'd be petrified of them, knowing they came from my loins. And i'd probably kill them if they didn't kill me first. :)
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tinyE: A Priest, Lawyer and a Doctor are touring an orphanage.
So it's tasteless joke time?

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?

A woman that won't do what she's told.
Post edited October 20, 2017 by GilesHabibula
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Wishbone: This seems like it's heavily inspired by (if not outright ripping off) Who's your daddy.
And that would be good or bad in your eyes?

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viranimus: Totally not the game for me. Not unless there is a game mode that encourages you to push the little STDs to their doom.
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GilesHabibula: You are evil.
And after my own heart. :)

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tinyE: A Priest, Lawyer and a Doctor are touring an orphanage.
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GilesHabibula: So it's tasteless joke time?
So, are you saying that jokes about fucking children are tasteless, but jokes about killing them are not?
Post edited October 20, 2017 by V4V
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V4V: So, are you saying that jokes about fucking children are tasteless, but jokes about killing them are not?
No, it's all pretty tasteless, but I like that tasteless kind of joke (hence I posted one of my own - I wasn't being critical, but rather appreciative - perhaps I was not clear in that regard).
All in good fun.
Why so serious?

I mean, of course the subject matter is very serious, but sometimes even the darkest of subjects needs a little humor, or we'd all go crazy.
Post edited October 20, 2017 by GilesHabibula
Hmm... I'll have to think about it. Maybe it's a good idea for a game, maybe not. Taking a role of immigration officer and checking papers didn't sound appealing but the game is great nonetheless so I'll consider "Think of the Children"
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V4V: So, are you saying that jokes about fucking children are tasteless, but jokes about killing them are not?
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GilesHabibula: No, it's all pretty tasteless, but I like that tasteless kind of joke (hence I posted one of my own - I wasn't being critical, but rather appreciative - perhaps I was not clear in that regard).
All in good fun.
Why so serious?
You seemed to become serious yourself about the fucking joke (no pun indended ;) ), so I wondered why you would make that difference. If you didn't, my question becomes obsolete.
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V4V: You seemed to become serious yourself about the fucking joke (no pun indended ;) ), so I wondered why you would make that difference. If you didn't, my question becomes obsolete.
If I seemed to be serious, I apologize.
I sometimes am not careful enough in my wording.
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Wishbone: This seems like it's heavily inspired by (if not outright ripping off) Who's your daddy.
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V4V: And that would be good or bad in your eyes?
Well, the ripping off part would be bad-ish. Still, new genres have to start somewhere. Otherwise, most of the games in existence today wouldn't exist.
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GilesHabibula: If I seemed to be serious, I apologize.
I sometimes am not careful enough in my wording.
In retrospect, I think your words fit to both your intend and my (wrong) interpretation. You can't control completely how others read your words. Thanks for answering my question. :)

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V4V: And that would be good or bad in your eyes?
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Wishbone: Well, the ripping off part would be bad-ish. Still, new genres have to start somewhere. Otherwise, most of the games in existence today wouldn't exist.
I agree completely. I don't know Who's your Daddy, but at least they differ enough graphically so that I hope for an inspired "successor". Thanks to you too for the answer.
Post edited October 20, 2017 by V4V
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V4V: In retrospect, I think your words fit to both your intend and my (wrong) interpretation. You can't control completely how others read your words. Thanks for answering my question. :)
Hey man, thanks for taking the time to ask about it, rather than just assuming my meaning and starting a flame war or insult exchange. I'm more than happy to clarify my meaning.
Glad we're cool now. :)
Who's your daddy spin-off ?? :D
Post edited October 20, 2017 by gamesfreak64
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GilesHabibula: Hey man, thanks for taking the time to ask about it, rather than just assuming my meaning and starting a flame war or insult exchange. I'm more than happy to clarify my meaning.
Glad we're cool now. :)
Me too. I'm working on asking more since I discovered Street Epistemology (see Anthony Magnabosco's YouTube channel for demonstrations). In many discussions online or offline, the urge to tell rather than ask is enormous and I see myself and others too often succumb to it, but I try. :)