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Get ready for the latest adventure RPG straight from Kagura Games – My Life as a Cult Leader is now available on GOG with a -10% launch discount that lasts until April 1st, 3 AM UTC!

In this title, when a terrible turn of events causes you to lose your job and get evicted from your apartment, you're left with nothing to your name. You find yourself on a cold park bench, miserable and exhausted with nowhere else to turn.

As you curse your fate, dark thoughts cloud your mind, wishing things would turn out differently. Suddenly, a mysterious woman approaches you, introducing herself as Shima Itsuki and asking you to take over as the new leader of a cult. She explains that their current leader is dying and needs you to act as a substitute. With nothing to lose and an empty stomach to fill, you decide to take her up on her offer, but who would've guessed the sort of cult you'd end up leading…
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RedRagan: Also what with the complain about the boob size? Y'all complained when it's too small, not y'all complained again when it's too big?
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Magnitus: Within reason, I never cared honestly, but this is silly.

Functional design applies to living things and for eons, our dear friend natural selection ensured that all manners of body builds that are incongruous with the laws of physics and chemistry never made the cut and didn't get passed down to us.

If I played this game, my sense of proper body aesthetics, which is also the product of natural selection, would constantly whisper in my head "psss, I know you're trying to enjoy this game, but there's something wrong with this woman's breasts in proportion to the rest of her body. She's can't possibly functionally carry this load. She shouldn't be alive. Her ancestors should have died long ago".

Hence I just can't.
So many words for "I can't handle large breasts!"
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RedRagan: So many words for "I can't handle large breasts!"
Eh. Unproportionate balloons don't appeal to me, in fantasy and in real life.
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RedRagan: So many words for "I can't handle large breasts!"
My initial impression was that my gut feeling might be arbitrarily discriminatory and being a good boy who makes an effort to dig past his initial impressions for the sake of tolerance, I thought I'd make a token effort to understand why.

After internalizing the reason why I feel this way, I don't think I want to feel any different.

If you like it, well, the heart wants what the heart wants and heaven knows nobody's desires are fully aligned with what they should be wanting (if mine were, I'd be playing fewer violent games and I wouldn't like processed sugar so much) so I won't throw stones at you.

However, not wanting this as a social average, when picking a mate in particular, is desirable.
Post edited March 26, 2023 by Magnitus
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RedRagan: Ah yes, the ara ara energy is strong in this one.
Also what with the complain about the boob size? Y'all complained when it's too small, not y'all complained again when it's too big?
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lupineshadow: What kind of cult approaches an outsider to take over the leadership rather than promote from within?

Very unrealistic.
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RedRagan: Yeah, what kind of company hire manager from outside rather than doing internal promotion..... oh wait
Just not appealing to me, but I ain't complaining just making some funsies.
Don't tell me...a sex cult?
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pferreira1983: Don't tell me...a sex cult?
Has there ever been a cult that didn't sexually exploit?
From some of the responses in this thread it kinda appears that women with natural big breast doesnt exist

sadly i coudnt find a non porn related models safe for work to prove my point that they exist at the moment to provide a link for the forum at this moment

Too many links related to porn showed up in the search lol

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There is also a condition named macromastia
that seams rather painful

i found link
but im not sure if thats considered safe for work
there arent any nude content but maybe the subject matter isnt safe for work?
The article itself talks about a woman with the condition and such

Edit : to hell with it
prooceed to the link at your own risk
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6902409/Mother-J-cup-breasts-says-left-housebound.html
Post edited March 26, 2023 by Lodium
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Lodium: From some of the responses in this thread it kinda appears that women with natural big breast doesnt exist

sadly i coudnt find a non porn related models safe for work to prove my point that they exist at the moment to provide a link for the forum at this moment

Too many links related to porn showed up in the search lol

Edit
There is also a condition named macromastia
that seams rather painful

i found link
but im not sure if thats considered safe for work
there arent any nude content but maybe the subject matter isnt safe for work?
The article itself talks about a woman with the condition and such

Edit : to hell with it
prooceed to the link at your own risk
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6902409/Mother-J-cup-breasts-says-left-housebound.html
Right, I didn't think it was feasible for a woman with this amount of body fat to naturally have breasts this size, but I stand corrected. I found two examples online (although in one of the two cases I found, she'd had breast reduction surgery because it made her life unmanageable).

I won't comment any further about it as I don't feel comfortable criticizing specific real people about their natural appearances (fictional characters are fair game, real people are not).

I'll just leave one thought in the open: the fact remain that they are outliers and I believe there is a pretty self-explanatory reason for that. Accepting it as a done deal in a number of outlier cases is one thing. Putting it out there as something to aspire to, given some of the implications, makes me a little uncomfortable personally.
Post edited March 26, 2023 by Magnitus
For those complaining about the breast sizes, here's a rebuttal.
https://twitter.com/ChunkyMoonArt/status/1581732199963193345
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Crosmando: Has there ever been a cult that didn't sexually exploit?
Now that you mention it...
What meaningful content.
Comment from the Boob Gender here ---

Um. This game is clearly not even remotely an RPG. I mean, I get it that RPG is the absolute coolest genre such that all games want to be RPGs, but it's really out of hand and annoying. This is very blatantly a visual novel and anyone who purchases this expecting an RPG is going to be very disappointed regardless of how they feel about the boob sizes.