Right, why do you have the annoying Microsoft paperclip stuck in your eyebrow? Were you trying to seduce it again?

That's a safety pin, I lost my stud.

http://cubeupload.com/files/484a00dscn2902.jpg
A few months old picture of me; those little thingies attached to my suit are certain trophies that I received from various females at this dance event organised by my school.
Way to destroy a suit eh? But at least I didn't get to dance much, I'm not very fond of it, I do it generally just because there are women around me (ehm, yes).

And you call yourself antisocial gamer? Go stand in the corner in shame. Oh not that one, the other one! Don't touch THAT you pervert! Oh you know what, just sit over there and look busy. Seriously.

This was me 3 years ago:
I don't have a recent photo, just remove the beard, about 70lbs., imagine me {Day Job=dark\black safety\shooting glasses & tactical assault suit & boots MP 5 weapon}
Well, I can dream.
Still close enough: most people see me this way even though I don't wear any of it.

Yeah I do. Since that time, I don't remember being out in the public extensively. It was kind of a compulsory activity back then.
And I dislike people in general anyway. I prefer to be alone. But you cannot dance with a woman alone, unless you are a woman yourself.
But that is not really important, let's not get off-topic and stick to pictures.

Mo' Hawk in my life.

That's.....a different look for you.
*Cough Tunnel Snake COUGH*
Some recent ones of me:
Sexy Hair
Me and gf's little sister
Girlfriend and her little sis
COOKIES!
Guitar Hero

last two are the same pic.
Jah.

This is an old pic, and I've shaved since then, but whatever.

Fixed it.

Explains so much.

Just don't tell the FBI or anything. Last thing I need is them taking away all my clones.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs472.snc3/25868_114680401891775_100000494464983_208048_6343800_n.jpg hello.

SO THIS IS HOW THE GOD LOOKS LIKE.

What god?