^ Looks an awful lot like Humpty Dumpty

^ Developed strange eyeball affliction after too many hours spent gazing at internet porno.

^ Has been smoking to early in life

^ Knows when to hold 'em, knows when to fold 'em, knows when to walk away, knows when to run.

^ Use to be a closet Kenny Rogers Fan - Is out now.

^Once threatened a waitress for free pudding

^doesn't trust free pudding ... not since that evening in Phoenix with the badgers

^ is addicted to free pudding... tried to steal my precious vanilla pudding few days ago.

^ Once dated Bill Cosby in an effort to get free pudding

^Once dated Bill Cosby's agent in an effort to hear Bill Cosby's talk on pudding.

In Bill Cosby's Voice: And then, you have, the choclate pudding, over there, and the vanilla, pudding, over there. Then you, take, the pudding, and you, mix, the pudding, together. Now, you know, what, this pudding, means? No more, segregatated, pudding! It's pudding, of the future...Pudding, I can, believe in.

And Lou absolutely ate this up. ;-P

^ Once ate chocolate cake, yellow cake, a variety of puddings, and a turkey dinner... ended up with what we all get the next day: a trip to the bathroom.

^ Ate all of the urinal cakes in the bathroom and now there's nothing to combat the horrifying smell that resulted from what KOCollins did in there

^ A sadistic villain who watched me light two smokes in there trying to dispel the evil mist, but did not let me know those were urinal cakes when I thought they were funny looking bagels.

Edit for the pretty caret (^) symbol. Here again as it is not a diamond (carat).

^Is being tugged both ways by Oponn, causing severe confusion.

^Is an agent from another universe.