^ Had a Midsummer's Night Dream which required extra bleach in the laundry.

^ A completely normal person.

^an incompletely abnormal entity

^ Was Doom-ed because he was Rage-ing during a Quake. In, umm... Castle Wolfenstein.

^Rescued his pod from the Vortex.

^ Owing to a strong dislike of either/or type scenarios, asked Morpheus if he had any purple pills instead.

^ Took the Purple Pill and ended having a digital self image of this.

^Is a marionette of pain and despair.

^is the marionette's manipulator (but has quite a sunny disposition otherwise)

^Uses psychic powers to manipulate those who manipulate marionettes.

^Has fallen and can't get up.

^ Laughs at old ladies falling down. Gets a brick in a purse to the head for it.

^runs a self-defense course for old ladies and makes a bit on the side by selling sturdy, brick-bearing purses to them

^ Manufactures silicone treated slippers, for the older female Tai Chi market. Mess with one of them, and they'll slide a foot up your ass with lightning speed, and the grace of a butterfly!

^Has a secret base at the bottom of the Mediterranean.