^ has demanded that I write eunuch on a blackboard 1,000 times...I feel duty bound to comply

^^^ Secretly admires charlie sheen and has tiger blood for breakfast.

^ Is Emilio Estevez.

^ has no nipples.

^ is smurfette

^ recently discovered that tortoises can live for 150 years, so bought one to see if it's true.

^ Once lived with a Tortoise fro 150 Years and know this to be true.

^stops playing Xbox because of disturbing reveal of it's murderous intent

^ Thinks the "X" in "Xbox" comes from the smiley X_X

I know nothing about this person but there is a great singer I like from sweden called Lykke Li

^ Knows everything about obscure (well...) Swedish artists after hours of Wikipedia. Got no life?

^ Keeps forgetting that you're not allowed to touch the strippers.

^ Got tons and tons of experience!

posts every 5 minutes on a forum game and tells people they have no life. THAT is obscure. Found the Sweden artist because she collaborated with house music artist Kleerup which is non-obscure.

^ Told Marie Antoinette that the masses love cake.