Maybe he lacks the imagination to lie or he just wants to be on the news.

Alberta teens detained after crossing into Montana while playing Pokemon GO

The first Pokemon-triggered international incident?

Soon the Poke Wars will begin... I can imagine it now:

"Our dedicated boys keep peace in newly annexed Canada."

"In the twenty-first century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired, only this time the spoils of war were also its weapons: Pokemon."

LOL

And the Master is ready to spread FEV!

OK, I've been holding off on posting this (not sure why), but this is just awful.

When I started driving, I never used to have "road rage", but in the past half decade, it caused my decadence.

People on cell phones, people on cell phones texting, people distracted by their devices in every way shape and form.

I get pissed off when I wait at a green light and the person in front of me isn't paying attention, then goes when the light turns yellow.

I get pissed off when a person feels they need to cut me off and get in front of me, then slows down -5 MPH so they can talk on their phone.

I'm going to make an EMP device that will shut all that shit down (including those nice new iconoclastic cars) so I can get to work on time.

Incorrect, a mad max vehicular accident is way better than a Pokemon one.

Oh, really be honest, may the odd be forever in the favor the person whose business paid good money to ensure there are things to find at their place of business.