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[...sun-bleached moose skeleton stands partially upright, bones precariously supporting one another, empty eye sockets staring at the sky...]
[...waiting...always waiting...]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
*hangs up phone just as customer support begins to say "Hello"*
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HunchBluntley: [wanders over to magazine fire, proceeds to piss on it to put it out]
I prefer a smoke-free waiting station. Thank you.
[wanders off to wait some more]
You literally pissed me off !

(please wait another half-year for response)
Zzzz... * Huh? What are we waiting for again?
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chadjenofsky: Zzzz... * Huh? What are we waiting for again?
We'll know when it happens.