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https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/
How come they never had this cool stuff on Star Trek?
The real benefit of this will be in early detection of sharts, avoiding those all-too-common situations where you think you're passing gas, but out comes a solid. Having said that, I'm not sure this tech is quite at that point -- medical advancements have only come so far.
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Chacranajxy: The real benefit of this will be in early detection of sharts, avoiding those all-too-common situations where you think you're passing gas, but out comes a solid. Having said that, I'm not sure this tech is quite at that point -- medical advancements have only come so far.
I can imagine an alarm with the voice of a parrot shouting : "FART IS COMING FART IS COMING"
WAIT SHIT! I don't have a cell phone!
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Chacranajxy: The real benefit of this will be in early detection of sharts, avoiding those all-too-common situations where you think you're passing gas, but out comes a solid. Having said that, I'm not sure this tech is quite at that point -- medical advancements have only come so far.
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greeklover: I can imagine an alarm with the voice of a parrot shouting : "FART IS COMING FART IS COMING"
Well, only if it's going to be a raunchy one that people will know you are the perpetrator of. If it's a silent one you can sneak out, let it remain in stealth mode.
I caught wind of this earlier today.
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HereForTheBeer: I caught wind of this earlier today.
https://media.giphy.com/media/QxfvSCKnBgtBC/giphy.gif
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HereForTheBeer: I caught wind of this earlier today.
Baaaaaad doggie! ;p
So beautiful. I guess our ancestors didn't leave those trees for nothing after all ;)
We truly live in the future.
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justanoldgamer: We truly live in the future.
It is my dream, that one day, no children will have to go without farts.
Please let this be real.
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tinyE: How come they never had this cool stuff on Star Trek?
lol :)
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greeklover:
So,in other words this thread is crap!
Post edited January 10, 2018 by Tauto