https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1930242464/panzermadels-tank-dating-simulator/description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si567aJYb4E

I have no words

uhh, it was uh funded, fully, by who??
I dont know, I just don't understand this type of game. But I guess other people do (about 121 people who pledged near $3,160).

Edit: Just thinking here, how many of these type of games have been released on steam recently? There are so many of these weird games being released, such as Catlateral Damge

Looks cool, so long as they have an option like in Hatoful Boyfriend to turn off the crappy anime portraits so they don't distract me from all the sexy tanks.

I wager that Maus is a secret heroine. Also, Major Abrams is a rival character. Landkreuzer Ratte is the boss for the harem ending.

Having looked through it twice, I am still unsure of what's happening there. It's late and my brain is in powersave mode, but while I first thought there would be tanks, and then thought there would not, now I'm not sure if there will be tanks or not.

This is too much to contemplate at this hour.

Panzermodels? WTF? First Hatoful Boyfriend and now this. Those crazy Japanese. There must be something in the Sushi.

What the hell?

....


I'm still gonna watch a youtube play through of it XD

Hi Roman! It's been a while, where have you been?

After the war of the human tanks, it's not like I'm surprised. Plus, that game was even pretty good. Personified war objects, specially to pretty girls, is nothing new.

We already have pigeons and console girls, so why not tanks? XD
Next: home objects.
-_-

So, it's Kantai Collection with tanks?

JHFC on a cracker....

*walks away and hangs in head shame of the human race*

I've been good, thanks

I'm always here by the way, always reading posts, even I dont always post

I clicked the link and now I am wishing the game was more weird. It's not really a "tank dating simulator" if the characters all have human portraits and if the game's promotional artwork prominently displays their human forms, but not their tank forms.

If this game doesn't have girls shooting missiles out of their breasts, count me out.

XD

I can only imagine the dialogue:

"Wanna fire some friendly shots?"

"I need to empty out my rack...'

I'll be here all night XD