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Sachys: Please do not adjust your tinfoil hats!
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DeMignon: Sorry! I got so excited that I ate it.
I want to be there when you shit that out.
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DeMignon: Sorry! I got so excited that I ate it.
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tinyE: I want to be there when you shit that out.
Well, there's a catch .. literally.
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DeMignon: Sorry! I got so excited that I ate it.
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tinyE: I want to be there when you shit that out.
A tin bullet will shatter the toilet bowl, therefore I don't want to be there when he shits that out.
:D
Sterminate all children jedi!
Relevant
high rated
★★★★★

NOW HEAR THIS!
NOW HEAR THIS!


Fellow GOGlodytes,

In 2013, we set up a temporary giveaway to fill the void left by the departure of various regular gifters on this forum, and to honour both them and other missing GOGlodytes. As time has passed, it has become apparent that this giveaway is no longer temporary, but a more permanent fixture.

As you all know, we have issued order 66.

ORDER 66: In the event of Jedi officers acting against the interests of the Republic, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the Supreme Commander (Chancellor), GAR commanders will remove those officers by lethal force, and command of the GAR will revert to the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) until a new command structure is established.

However it would appear localised Jedi have forseen this through their force powers and are using mind tricks aginst you. It will be unclear to you whether anyone on this field of combat is friend or foe. You only get to take one shot, so make it count and eliminate ALL of the Jedi!

As speakchimp for The SIGIL, Sachys will give you further details as to your duties.

The Sigil
★★★★★

So... as you have just heard, you are to eliminate all of the Jedi, but are hampered by them using Jedi mind tricks against you.

You must carefully decide which of the other combatants on this field are Jedi and take your single shot. I expect a full report of your observations as you line up your sights.*

Hopefully by process of elimination - some of you will survive this, and not the traitorous Jedi! **

Those who excel will recieve a medal of accomplishement ***

* Example:
"I have (another user who has posted) in my sights - I know they must be a Jedi - they don't even look at the Twi'lek dancers in the cantina!"
** random.org will be used to determine the survivors
*** Please name your choice of ANY single Star Wars game on GOG when entering! :D



RULES OF QUALIFICATION FOR ENTRY:
* This is a simple lottery - one person, one entry. Entries for anyone other than yourself and your own personal gaming enjoyment will not be counted.
* All entrants must have an avatar and something other than "new user" as their "forum title".
The title can be changed , and the avatar [url=https://secure.gog.com/account/settings]HERE.
* Due to some past (and possibly ongoing) scam activity, users with punctuation in their forum name are no longer accepted for entry. We realise this is a pain for many genuine regulars, but in an effort to prevent further scamming and deter this flaw being utilised against you good GOGlodytes in the future, we have decided it for the best. Please contact support to change your name. We also kindly ask other regular gifters who participate upon the forums with their own giveaways with that in mind.
* Entries not adhering to these requirements will not qualify.
ENTRIES CLOSE SOMETIME ON OR BEFORE WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 12th
Okay this is way too complicated. I think I'll just go into the gifting thread and beg for the SW games I don't have in there. :D
Not in. I'm not really into Star Trek.
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ZFR: Not in. I'm not really into Star Trek.
BTW, I heard about what you did this weekend.
Super Bowl
Not in since I already own them all but a big +1 from me :)
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tinyE: BTW, I heard about what you did this weekend.
Super Bowl
Not me. I'm not into baseball either.
I'm confused. Who am I shooting? What did they do again?

I might as well start off, and shoot ZFR. Nanoo nanoo, shazbot! How could you not like that all-time epic of hard sci-fi storytelling of Mork & Mindy? Criminal, I tell you!

Kotor II is my wished game. :)
Can we finally get rid of Jar Jar?
Mind tricks? Confusion? It all makes sense now... TinyE is a jedi knight! Even now, he diverts our attention away from this thread. :)
I am certain ThePunishedSnake is a jedi. He's using jedi mind trick to look like Solid Snake!

I am a proud recruit for the Star Wars Dark Forces!!!

*readies blaster*

ZAP!!!
Post edited February 05, 2015 by niniendowarrior