Seeing that fourtune p dawg likes to put random shit up a bout food or poo... I thought hey, I enjoy; this people around here sometimes so why not selebrate with my drunkenness . Firstly sorry for the people who cannot get drunk... I don't mean do to offend . this place is freaking awesome honelsty . all im' saying is, at the end of the day, we all get along mostl;y.. so let's keep it that way. gog I s gareate and always will be. the people herer are greate and always will be. I love you all .
mchael /

and when I ate the world, it was a squishy squirrel and tasted of purple!

The remaining question is:
How does shit get on the roof?

where does this happen?? How?? even??

Have you ever seen "Knights of the Coconut"?

nooop. I guess that's a quote?

Maybe not a very exact quote, since I translated the german text back into english, but it should be near enuff to the original.
Oh, "Knights of the Coconut" is not the original title of the movie, I translated it from german into english.
The original title is"Monthy Python and the Holy Grail".

Birds?

Considering how they gallop around with their clicking and clacking coconuts I think that title is most fitting. My favorite part of the film was the vorpal bunny and the holy hand grenade.

"Run away!, Run away!"

Also, which swallow is it? hehe

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It`s the essence of being human.

NO, that is life of brian

EDIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Considering it sober, being plastered is better...

Glad OP wasn't any longer, because a few more lines and english grammar would have been dead for everyone.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY MCHAEL????

Hope you had a great night and thanks for sharing the drunk thread.