Just saying, you need to click more than once. So why is it called One-Click Mods?

Rolls off the tongue better.

Especially in the marketing department.

Tried to get the deus ex mod I gog sent me about in my mailbox and:
"1 game from your order is NOT compatible with your Linux."

WTH ?

don't even get me started on "three ingredient recipes for dinner" !

Not to mention: "Kinder Surprise contains the taste of Kinder chocolate, with a surprise and toy in every single egg. The combination of these three elements [...]"

NO!

The toy is the suprise! There are only two elements - chocolate and a toy. Bad Kinder egg, very bad.

Everyone knows that the secret surprise is disappointment, which contrasts wonderfully with the sweet taste of what they claim to be chocolate.

More like "One-click 'Nads". *dabs*

Aren't they still verboten in the US of A, because American kids (& adults) apparently can't be arsed to RTFM before proceeding to gobble up the egg whole?

There shouldn't be a manual that tells you not to gobble up the whole egg in the first place.

This can't possibly be true. I have to check.

I don't know where you possibly could have heard such a thing, but it has never been true. At least as far as I know.

Everyone knows, "Kinder Surprise" (Ü-Eier) contain of three elements: "Suspense, Play(thing) and Chocolate".

That's what all the kids in the ads always wished for.
And then the (grand) parents would say: "But that's three wishes at once...now, that's really not possible."

And then they would stroll through a supermarket, and a voice out of the off would remind them of "Ü-Eier" and they would say: "ah yes!"

And then the kid got its "Ü-Ei" and was happy.

A quick Google search seems to indicate they're still banned in the US as well as some other countries.
The Kinder Joy which is still available is slightly differently packaged to bypass the restriction. Monsters! They're just as bad as those 2-minute noodle products!

Just add water! :P