And everyone live happily ever after...for at least a minute before the giant and omnipotent golden chicken attack the world.

This chicken had hatched from a goose's golden egg, due to some interracial bird-breeding.

After a life of struggle it became the famous Jedi Chicken Egg Kenobi.

That chicken, due to some recent advances in sex-change eggnology, sported a knob so gigantic, all roosters within a 14.7 mile range imploded with envy due to its impressive, wildly throbbing presence.

And now, finally, the conspiracy was complete, and all the giant cocks of this story (I think there have been about a dozen so far) joined forces, connecting like Power Rangers to become Megacock!

Oooooooooooh,that's rude.

No, it isn't.

If you want rude, I'll tell you something rude!

Let the fun start.

Don't you mean, "Let the stun fart"?