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4 titles from Shady Corner Games are joining the GOG catalog! You can now play:

Under The Witch
An action visual novel in which you are a warrior that must protect his soul from being stolen. It consists of two Episode 0, where you participate in a battle of magic and temptation, and Episode 1, where you must regain your pride.

Galactic Pick Up Artist
A dating-sim that augments your real life dating skills! Become the commander of a small science vessel (including a naughty AI), and meet the girls aboard your ship, all while training real life social skills.

Love and Enchants
A casual puzzle game about magic, girls and the power within. Using your free hand to enchant weapons for customers and the other hand for other stuff.

Marble Maid
Puzzle platformer about cleaning mansions in a giant puzzle ball to reveal the sexy secrets behind the dust bunnies!

Check them out!
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joppo:
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MarkoH01: Thank you! Your post restored my trust in humanity :)
Likewise, in many threads. :)

Not that I am a customer for most of these games, but I think that isn't a requisite to critical thinking about the issue.

Most of the time I find the arguments against these games quite myopic. Rarely I see an argument that isn't at its core based on either "Meh, I don't like the game so it shouldn't be sold here" or "In my corner of the world that is considered unlikable, so Gog should cater to me and not sell the game". Or even worse, sometimes we get obvious trolling.
Post edited September 15, 2023 by joppo
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Darvond: This last one is basically an advanced clone of an old Flash game where you'd loosely follow a CYoA in order to bounce the bonnet of the space girls. I'd link an old retsuprae of it, but I can't imagine that working in my favor and I'd rather not face the cockatrice today.
I'm almost certain all of that means something in your head.
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Reaper9988: Witch is sexist, mkkay.
Steam does Steam things I guess.
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SargonAelther: Instead of Witch say "Morally-Challenged Wizard", it's easy M'Kaaaay?
no, a wizard is not a witch. different type of magic used. and in fact, a male witch is a warlock!

yes, i vent there, come at me!
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SargonAelther: Instead of Witch say "Morally-Challenged Wizard", it's easy M'Kaaaay?
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amok: no, a wizard is not a witch. different type of magic used. and in fact, a male witch is a warlock!

yes, i vent there, come at me!
And strangely enough a witch doctor is not a witch with a medical degree.
For not being interested in these games some people here can be seen suspiciously often in these NSFW threads. And the jokes or whatever these are... they are not really funny...

LOL.
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idbeholdME: If I had to describe the games briefly based on screens alone, it'd be:

1) Step on me mommy
2) HuniePop Lite
3) Scrabble with benefits
4) Control your balls
Made me laugh, thanks.

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Orkhepaj: i still dont get it , who buys these...
With a sizable discount, maybe game 2 and 4.

Game 4 looks janky, but somewhat intriguing (may end up being disappointed or pleasantly surprised, I could see it go either way) and 2 because it looks like FTL and Huniepop had a baby and while Huniepop is undoubtedly the dominant parent here, I absolutely adored FTL and I'm game to try mixing that up, even in minute amounts, with almost anything and see where it goes.

Always willing to risk a negligibly small amount for a slice of novelty. I may not have a second slice if it tastes foul, but I'll at least try it.
Marble Maid looks the most like something I could have fun with.
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Breja: This is all just pure gold.

"A dating-sim that augments your real life dating skills! Become the commander of a small science vessel (including a perverted AI), and meet the girls aboard your ship, all while training real life social skills."
Yeah, I thought that was humour, and the gameplay looked like an interesting variant of match-three, it adds an upper limit to the amount of each colour that you can collect. But it seems it wasn't humour, for this warning appears when starting the game:

This game is designed to unconsciously develop your dating skills with girls (if you are a man).
I embedded every kind of empowering subliminal messaging, gentle nudges to your subconscious and quite some overt knowledge in this game.
If you however feel uncomfortable with that, you can turn this off in the options of the Menu.
The "you can turn this off in the options" is bugged. It doesn't save that setting, and it resets to being on every time you restart the game. The other items in the options menu are stored in the Windows registry, but not this - and if the developer has messed up something as easily testable as storing a setting between sessions, what's the chance that he's actually tested whether it works?

Looking through the text strings in the game, they might be fun to watch failing in a comedy, but having subliminal messages from someone who thinks those suggestions are a good idea is a bad idea.