dtgreene: Neither are stones and scones.
Here, have some stones to eat!
I think you're confusing the Stone of Scone (pronounced SKOON) aka the Stone of Destiny, with a Scone (rhymes with GONE) which is a delicious baked product. Both are Scots words. Both are easily confused. Further south (and in some other places) they get called Scone (rhymes with STONE), but thats poo!
Similarly, Chips (English, British) are not the same as Fries / French Fries (American English, North American) which are not the same as Chips (American English, North American) which are just Crisps .
And Fadge (a type of Irish potato cake or bread as I remember) is not the same as Fadge / Fanny (English, British - common term for vagina) which is not the same as Fanny (American English, North American) meaning posterior.
You can eat all three, ones a front bum, ones the regular bum.