Answer is Star * often confused with zero
no rules observerd, you is a BAD boy!
but to answer your question:
NO the government wants willing slaves in the upcoming apocolypse what better and leagalized way to do it then enslaving people to the almighty dollar.....

What is your Major malfunction?

Being unable to identify any Major malfunctions, including this one. (Wait a minute?)

I have a request. Could you please, in response to this request, reply with "no"?

Maybe? uhh no I might not..

Why?
No No No No....

Why not?

(Also, you failed to ask another question.)

Because bears can't fly!


Why is it OK to bear arms, but not OK to arm bears?

In real life it's not okay, but in the world we live in, it is okay.

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WTF?

You started it buddy....

Why was the thread locked for two days?

The sewing machine couldn't get its DRM checked because it was offline.


What flow rate of hurricane popcorn will unwind a tongue twister?

About 113 years per second.

Actually, on second thought, it depends on the amount of pushcorn used to wind it in the first place.

I'm playing Baldur's Gate, and my level 5609 (not a typo) character is having trouble against the final boss. Any advice?

(Serious note: I am not actually playing that game at the moment.)

Serious answer:

First enter CLUAConsole:EnableCheatKeys() in the console via Ctrl+Tab
Ctrl+Y: kills character under cursor

This is how I got through the drudgery of the last 5% of BG2.

Why don't we solve water shortages and droughts by tapping the gravity well?

Because the gravity well is well protected by the law of gravity.


Why so Sirius?