If I remember correctly: Me too, probably about everyone he saw, you know how those average steamers are.
I just denied it like the request of all the other people that are not really part of this community.

I'm sorry that you've got scammed, I guess you never heard any petty excuse for blocking you from him?
The shamelessness of this one is actually quite fascinating.
Lee Yun-fan would be sad.

(The shamelessness on this one is actually quite fascinating.)
Obviously live under a rock.

OMG!

Reminds me of the time I paid 6000 gold pieces for a firesword, and then the kid logged out without handing it over.

He really wasn't careful about covering his tracks, and so I discovered his name and general location. One day, probably when he's 30 or so, I'm going to buy a large fish and slap him with it in a parking lot somewhere in Oklahoma.

I'm not even mad. I think of this as justified entertainment.

This gives the whole "whatever you give to others will come back to you in an unexpected way later"-business a whole new turn! :D
Please use a rubber chicken.

I may at that! I sing that CID song to my kids often enough.

My own inspiration had a similar source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E