You're probably expecting me to announce a new feature for GOG DB or some other developer tool right now. But no, fuck that, I'm making memes now. Or more precisely, copying memes from the Steam community because I don't have any original ideas. So head over to https://marcingaming.gogdb.org and watch the discounts rain down. It's a parody of http://gabegaming.com but at the moment without a background song or saint image. If you have any creative commons music suggestions or are able to turn Marcin into a DRM-free saint, please leave a comment.

I don't want to reach the point where I need to use the "It's been too long and now I'm afraid to ask" meme, so... Can someone explain to me who is Marcin? Did he found GOG?

Yes.

What about the French guy? I'm like 62% sure I remember a French guy being involved.

You probably mean Guillaume Rambourg, who was the managing director when the site relaunched. I don't think he founded it though.

I'd rather it rained with titles not yet released on GOG :P