Thank you :)

1. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

2. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

3. What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”

4. Why are colds bad criminals? Because they’re easy to catch.

I hope you and others have fun with this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYuQctvKNLg

I think it's good for us to have a little laugh. xD

Hope your days are better.

I'd like to participate with:

> Do you have a girlfriend?
>> Yes, but she lives in another nation.
> Which nation?
>> My imagiNation.
> Mine lives by the sea.
>> which sea?
> My fantaSea

Will you eat pizza?
No, I'm eating light these days.
Waiter, a pizza for me and 1 Philips LED for this lady.

OK, enough cringeness.

Dad jokes time.

Question: What do you call a wolf that's missing from its pack?

Answer: A werewolf.




I'm sorry.

Thank you all for posting, there have been some crackers posted that i've not seen before.

The giveaway is active for just over another hour. So last call.

Joke:

A conversation on The Editing Room:

Trekfan: IT the book was written under influence. Speaking just for myself, since Steve went clean he just can't get through any plot without extolling the virtues and values of AA and that gets old.

MovieBuff: I'm reading the book now and not much about it screams cocaine.

Me: You're thinking of the clown from Metalocalypse, common mistake.

No stoppage time? (joking)

Maybe I'm not a really good person, but this scene with Teddy always makes me laugh like the first time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT7cqfLTGWA

What do you think this is? A cup final? ;)

That's the finish line. I thank you all for taking part and giving me a laugh. I've decided to enter everyone that wanted to be entered into the draw. I will post the winner once I've copied all the entrants into the random picker (5 minutes or so).

Well, in all fairness, you are from the UK, so at least one Soccer / Football reference had to be made in this thread.

Congrats, Genocide2099. Let me know the game you want and I will send it right over. Don't forget that you have the whole of September to notify me, allowing use the next couple weekly sales.

Haha, funnily enough i'm currently watching Soccer Aid.

Thank you Jiggles262! I already sent you a message.