Sauron.

Everyone makes him out to be the big bad guy but the way I see it, he's no worse than Ungoliant. Hell, you could even make a case for Celebrimbor being the real problem. What would Sauron have done without all those cool toys?

Damned winged beast is in Middle-Earth, too, eh?


[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauron_(comics]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauron_(comics[/url])

I thought i was seeing double or something.

I think I've figured out why Mushroom Kingdom is so messed up: Bowser.

I think I've figured out why Britannia is so messed up: Lord British.

Ungoliant's not so bad. Without her, there would be no sun or moon in the sky, and Middle Earth would exist in eternal night, with nothing but the stars and a distant glow from the West to see by.

Am I mixing her up with some other being? All I remember her doing is consuming all light, devouring the two trees, and drinking the Wells of Varda dry.

Right, off to the lore. Well played, sir - how did you know you'd get a +8 situational bonus on that distract check? >.>

Excessive amounts of pipeweed numbing the brain, that's what I think.

Hehe, you're correct on all counts. I was spindoctoring >:) Ungoliant tried to consume all light from the world and very nearly succeeded - the sun and moon were created from two of the Silmarils - gems created from the light of the trees before they were destroyed, and the only remnant of the trees that survived her attack.

Problem in Middle Earth, as problem in earth alone, is human... That Isildur, grrrrr.

Middle-Earth didn't used to be screwed up until Peter Jackson came along and fucked it all up!

Well, since I'm not Stephen Colbert, that was not a foregone conclusion (seriously, that guy knows a creepy amount of Middle Earth lore). Still, gave me an excuse to break out my old copy of The Silmarillion and kill half an hour or so. Much better than doing actual work ^_^
;_; I thought it was reverently accurate, for a novel -> movie translation.

So true...

I think the problem is the lack of women.