and eggs, my wife most days, video games, my man cave, burritos, working out, beer, smoothies, nature and shit, riding my bike, reading comic books, porno, and the occasional pot brownie.

things i hate include but are not limited to:

mowing the lawn
not playing video games for extended periods
bunions
being nagged
people that dont use their turn signal
most fast food
mountain dew




fuck.

you been at those brownies again havent you ?

mayber

I enjoy your wife too. But only on the days I can peek into your bedroom...

Hehehehe.

Brownies? And I thought he had some hits from the bong! :D

oh and pinching a monster loaf is dank as shit too.

Now you lost me son. Can we talk more about your wife?

You love porn, but hate to fuck? Its seems like you might have a problem....

I love you too. (づ ﾟ ヮ ﾟ)づ

I really like Mountain Dew, perhaps it will grow on you later.

So he hangs out with goblins? That explains a lot.

I never knew what bunions are, always presumed it's something to eat. Finally googled it. Bleurgh.

I don't see Oblivion on this list :(

Love you too! I love EVERYONE on GOG.com! And this is not trolling.

But i love my cats a bit more, they are my spoiled little cute-faces!