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never do this guys. never! i seriaously feel like im bout to burst.
Should have topped it off by eating 5 pounds of Brussels sprouts and playing Oblivion!!!1!!1
YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE!

If you fart you're gonna wipe out the whole planet!
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Post edited January 30, 2017 by tinyE
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TARFU: Should have topped it off by eating 5 pounds of Brussels sprouts and playing Oblivion!!!1!!1
i love brussels sprouts and had some the other night but i have all but lost hope for OBLIVIOn!!1!11
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tinyE: YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE!

If you fart you're gonna wipe out the whole planet!
dude, that guys face is that of the deepest most primal satisfactions
Post edited January 30, 2017 by fortune_p_dawg
Beer and chili, good combo on a cold winter day.

Though that meal does sound like a gut-buster.
Habaneros? Weakling!
Try Bhut Jolokia next time!!!
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Sounds like a potential case of explosive diarrhea.

Although if your guts come out too, well i hope you die swiftly and as painlessly as possible... Though depending on how spicy it was, your anus may be itching for quite a while....
Return of Fortune's strange gas fascination
Which beers?
Was there ever a point at which you said, "maybe I should stop"?
Jut by reading first 3 words I said to myself it sounds like fortune_p_dawg.
And look here we are.
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fortune_p_dawg: never do this guys. never! i seriaously feel like im bout to burst.
What is a "three bean habanero chili"? I presume it is a name for some kind of pizza or something, and not just some chili bean that you ate?
Low rated because I said he was going to kill everyone with a fart?

Did everyone in here have their sense of humor surgically removed while I was away? :P
Post edited January 30, 2017 by tinyE
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fortune_p_dawg: never do this guys. never! i seriaously feel like im bout to burst.
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timppu: What is a "three bean habanero chili"? I presume it is a name for some kind of pizza or something, and not just some chili bean that you ate?
it's chili made with three different kinds of beans and lots of habenero peppers
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ShadowWulfe: Which beers?
old rasputin russian imperial stout, not generally a big stout guy these were pretty good.
Post edited January 30, 2017 by fortune_p_dawg