yeah I love a massive plate of eggs after a workout. unless it's a massive plate if grilled salmon with my homemade mango/habanero chutney. i am make myself hongry

How are you eating them?
If you're just shoving a pile of them in your mouth, there's your problem. You can expect any seeds you do that with to get caught in every crevice of your mouth.

I like chewing 'em up, but that's just because I've got young teeth unlike you old-timers, and I'm weird. Most people use it in drinks, from what I understand. For example, there's this tasty Mexican lime-flavored drink that uses 'em to add a slight gelatin-like texture.

yeah see, i don't really like gelatinous textures. i mean, i can force the stuff down if i have to. they're my wife's, she keeps them in a jar on the kitchen counter and i just grabbed a handful on the way out the door this morning. then again, i make green smoothies she finds utterly vile, though i tend to think theyre refreshing and delicious.. hmmm... maybe add some chi to one of those come to think of it.

There's your problem.
That's more along the lines of how you use 'em.