Someone should write a book called: "Reading between the lines: the hidden wisdom of programming books"

Who knows, it might turn some programming books into bestsellers!

"I was hallucinating almost, and I was choking, and I needed air"

I'm into BDSM apparently...

From: Journey to the center of the Earth

Should've gone with page 69. It reads "A most curious volcano indeed, whose crater is rarely vistided" ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

This is a loose translation from Croatian/Bosnian language from first expanded sentence (and little bit more) on the page 28 in the book "Humans and Apes" (or Monkeys) written by Fadil Hadzic.

After a month absent minded science professor had proposed to the colleagues in the teacher's lounge that they should again organize book club evening with famous authors, but the headmaster has replied:
- Not even Tolstoy shall pass doorstep of this institution!
- But he is dead! - whispered warily the professor.
- I know that my dear colleague, but some people think already that they are next Tolstoys and it is better not to let them in. It seems to me that great names of literature are bigger seen from the distance - concluded headmaster.

xD
Seems to me that I'll have to join book club or to become famous author to have sex life.

"Ein paarmal schlief ich ein, wachte wieder auf und blinzelte in den halbdunklen Raum, aber sie kam nicht." (Clemens Meyer, Die stillen Trabanten)

Translation: "Several times I fell asleep, woke up again and blinked into the semi-darkness, but she didn't come."

I didn't expect anything good when I saw the author, but this one is really depressing. ;)

"The next day, Denny came home from Dayton, Florida, unhappy."

Well, that is certainly something.

Kindness and intelligence are the preoccupations of age. Being cruel and thoughtless is far more fascinating when you're twenty. - Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury

So I should be a bad boy this year?

"But they all laughed at that—an appeal went to a committee for study."

The Giver, Lois Lowry

Uh.

The first city we built served as a designers' test bed for various game play systems.

Any book that says that deserves to be burned :P

I totally did not read page 1. OOPS.

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