Crewdroog: Today I would like to discuss Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, better known as Caligula, and I like to call Crazy Pants.
Caligula was born into the Julio-Claudian house to General Germanicus and Agrippina. As a boy, he accompanied his father on campaigns and earned the nickname Caligula, "little boots", from the soldiers his father commanded. He grew up, his father died, and then Emperor Tiberius turned on his family, destroying or killing everyone but Caligula. After this, Tiberius had Caligula come stay with him on the island of Capri, which Caligula really didn't have an option to refuse. So yeah, that's gonna be fun. Both men had unusual and depraved tastes, which often went unchecked on the island. Tiberius adopted Caligula and later died, making him the next emperor. yay!
Caligula's first six months or so in office were pretty good. He had tons of gory games, which the Romans loved, gave out coin and bread, and was just a really fun guy to be around. And then, the cra-cra began. It is not known how accurate some of his shenanigans are (historians tended to paint you bad if you were an ass), but they are still fun to discuss.
At one point, he declared himself a god and then decided to wage war on the Ocean. He gathered his men, went to the shore, and ordered them to spear the water. After some time, he deemed the Ocean thwarted and gathered his spoils of war: seashells.
He also intended his horse, Incitatus, to be made a consul. The favored horse was lavished in only the finest things: a marble stable, fine oats mixed with gold dust and attended by servants. The horse later became his priest.
There are also tons of stories about is sexual indiscretions, with his sister, senators' wives... Once at a dinner, he had a senator's wife leave with him to the bedroom. He came back and then discussed in great detail how the wife performed for the rest of dinner.
What caused him to be so ruthless and nanners? Some say the odd behavior was exaggerated by historians to sell books, some that living with Tiberius flamed his sadistic tendancies, others that he was crazy due to lead poisoning from drinking too much wine with defrutum. Either way, his personal guards assassinated his crazy butt in 41 AD.
It seems he despised Roman culture, Romans and especially senators. So that would explain some of his behavior.