Raindrops falling from heaven
Could never take away my misery
Since we're not together
I pray for stormy weather
To hide these tears I hope you'll never see

Good game.

Crying in the Rain, obviously, by Everly Brothers.

But what is the game?

A pretty enjoyable late '90s film directed by David Fincher, starring Michael Douglas.

That attempt at a joke will have to stand in line for approval.

I approve!

Wrong line.

I'd considered going with "The thing you just lost" but then I checked my calendar and realized it wasn't 2008. Then I checked my calendar again and realized I forgot to mark the last time a "last checked my calendar" joke was in vogue.