I have a list of criteria, and I am looking for a game that meets at least one of them. Does anybody have any ideas?

Here's the list of criteria:
[end of list]

Is there a reason why you continue making such patently idiotic troll posts that are completely pointless? It got old long ago.

Psychonauts. the answer is always Psychonauts.

HuniePop. It meets an infinite percentage of your criteria

There seems to be an error in your post that eliminated your list for everyone but me, but yeah pretty much Manhunter 2 and Docomodake should be basically what you're asking for.

:D another forum game for the goglodytes

Also Dwarf Fortress. There should be crossover of Dwarf Fortress and HuniePop.

Watching paint dry?

RPG Maker?

Any game that crashes on launch?

MS Excel 2013. We know that you're really just looking for a fun and exciting way to keep track of the games you already own. This is the program to use.

Why this program as opposed to, say, Emacs (is (not) better that vim) or just putting the data into an sqlite database? Or finding some RPG that lets you create unlimited characters and naming them after the games I own? int main(void)
{
int *ptr = 0;
return *ptr;
}

There you go, a program that crashes at launch.

(Compile with the C compiler of your choice, targeting any modern (non-embedded) OS.)

hate to say i agree with morolf the tramp-basher on something, but this is an idiotic troll OP for sure.

Edit: also WAAAAY late for an April Fools joke - not that it would have worked anyway.

With MS Excel 2013, I have multiple columns. (Yes, I really do use the program to keep track of my game library.)

Anyway, you probably could use Emacs to build yourself a table for more table building fun. I don't recommend using an RPG where you can create unlimited characters unless your game library is small as there would be more efficient ways of going about it.

Me too! But I am the kind of person that makes Excel spreadsheets for fun. :D

I could also do that with sqlite, of course. In fact, before you can do anything useful with an empty SQL database, you need to create a table.

Your post makes me happy because I feel like less of a weirdo for having a game library spreadsheet.


I'm going to suggest playing with sqlite then for extra extra fun.