Lock the thread ? no way, say what you'll but i enjoy a good conspiracy theory.

The internet was a mistake.

I didn't see my neighbors today. Do I have to worry that the decrease of the population already began?

There are several bad things that has a likelihood of over 1% to happen within the next five years. A lot of them I cannot mention due to the forum rules but here is one allowed:

A big fat sun flare is overdue to come toast our electronics.

But...but.....porn?

You guys should read the Veteran's Today article on how Jared Kushner is the Anti-christ.
It'll hurt less.

That was there always, before internet even existed.
If you hurry up, you will find it upstairs in your bedroom.

Yeah, but it wasn't always "free"... unless the rumors are true and the Porn Fairy does exist.

Even worse... I read a month ago or so in the news (Helsingin Sanomat) that the magnetic field of Earth has weakened by about 10% during the last two centuries or so. Maybe it is due to the magnetic poles preparing to change their places or something, but damn that does sound alarming by itself.

Why? Because the magnetic field is what is protecting our atmosphere from sun's radiation ripping it all away.

Look what happened to Mars. By all accounts, it used to have water/ice on the surface and some kind of atmosphere, but at some point it lost its protective magnetic field (due to Mars' core stopping the movements that produced the magnetic field), and over the time the sun ripped its atmosphere away, leaking it to the space. Apparently Mars still has a weak atmosphere, but it still keeps "leaking" to the space due to no protective magnetic field.

So who knows, maybe our atmosphere, seas etc. are slowly but surely already leaking to the space as well, we just don't notice it as it is happening relatively slowly (but increasingly so, unless the 10% decrease in the magnetic field strength is merely temporary). Maybe we could prolong that leaking process by burning more CO2 to the atmosphere, making it stronger.

So yeah, we can certainly come up with all kinds of threats that could cause all life going extinct on planet Earth. In a way it is kind of a miracle we are all still alive. Maybe we shouldn't be?

I don't know about the Porn Fairy, but I bet fairy porn does.

I'm not going to google that to make sure though. I'm kind of afraid of what I might learn.

The rumours were true, Better stock up on prostate massagers we're gonna need it to re-stock the planet with little babies!

Curiously, RationalWiki doesn't have anything on this.
I assume because it's just such crackpot insanity as to be entirely beneath their watch.
I was hoping for a thread about various game over screens. Like the rare times when an Arcade machine tells you to get the hell off its lawn and kicks you out. 1942, Nintendo's Arm Wrestling, and a few others I know do that. Heck, Sqoon on the NES does so, but then it loops.
Hi. I'm with the PFLU! May I help you?

I'm not against it, but honestly it being free everywhere and in endless supply is a bad thing too.