Posted April 16, 2015
Tell us why you think you deserve to win the free pick of any gog game under 75 cents contest!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to this contest.
Caution: contest may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
This contest contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use this contest in an office and or on concrete.
Discontinue participation of this contest if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If contest begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
This contest may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, contest should be returned to its special thread and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of this contest, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
This contest include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt this contest.
Contest comes with a lifetime warranty.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to this contest.
Caution: contest may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
This contest contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use this contest in an office and or on concrete.
Discontinue participation of this contest if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If contest begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
This contest may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, contest should be returned to its special thread and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of this contest, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
This contest include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt this contest.
Contest comes with a lifetime warranty.