v Banned until I've downloaded all 600 games in my library, only 530 to go!

v banned, because you didn't know that LegoDnD has over 1,000 games in his GOG games library

v Banned for counting all the demos and free games that I don't care for.

v banned, because people seldom become wealthy enough to purchase a Ferrari 296 GTB and the other finer things in life if they spend their money on games that they may never play, other non-essential and disposable items, and/or fast food, instead, purchase only necessities and invest the remainder of your money wisely, lest you end up a poor fool

v Banned because apparently you can save 100,000 dollars in ten years by switching from car to bicycle:

https://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2011/04/18/get-rich-with-bikes/

v banned, because it is no longer fashionable to take your lady for a ride on a bicycle built for two, besides, my Ferrari is paid for, so I might just as well drive it

v Banned because I do even better than switching from car to bike, I just never drive or owned a car to begin with!

banned, because you will have posted in the future, which means that I am even older now

v Banned for not procuring a sip of water from Fountain of Youth for the poster above me.

v Banned because if there was such a place, the path to it would destroy me.

v banned for not knowing that the fountain of youth only prevents one from aging, if it were to make one younger, it could potentially revert one to being a helpless infant

EDIT: (I am not verifying that such a mythical fountain exists in the first place.)