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Posted June 18, 2016
Fortunately, I just found a fountain and drank from it, giving me +50 levels (permanent).
Posted June 18, 2016
Unfortunately, earlier in the day I had masturbated and ejaculated into said fountain.

You have now been impregnated by Uncle Kleetus.

If it's a boy I shall name him Mr Klee, a girl li'l Miss Klee.
Posted June 18, 2016
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Kleetus: Unfortunately, earlier in the day I had masturbated and ejaculated into said fountain.

You have now been impregnated by Uncle Kleetus.

If it's a boy I shall name him Mr Klee, a girl li'l Miss Klee.
Fortunately, your impregnation attempt was reflected, and now *you* are the one who is now pregnant.
Posted June 18, 2016
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dtgreene: Fortunately, your impregnation attempt was reflected, and now *you* are the one who is now pregnant.
Unfortunately for you, all of Kleetus' spermatozoa contain Kleetus Anti-Reflection Protection as standard.

The secret is in the seminal fluid.
Posted June 18, 2016
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dtgreene: Fortunately, your impregnation attempt was reflected, and now *you* are the one who is now pregnant.
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Kleetus: Unfortunately for you, all of Kleetus' spermatozoa contain Kleetus Anti-Reflection Protection as standard.

The secret is in the seminal fluid.
Fortunately, I have Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection), which in turn prevents your Anti-Reflection Protection from working.

The secret has something to do with some sort of Avatar. (Oops! I better not tell a lie!)

Edit: Add "ing" after "work"
Post edited June 18, 2016 by dtgreene
Posted June 18, 2016
Unfortunately excessive use of Anti-Reflection Protection has a side effect where the active ingredient will make you sterile & barren


(-_-) oO(or should that be fortunately?)
Post edited June 18, 2016 by noir_7
Posted June 18, 2016
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noir_7: Unfortunately excessive use of Anti-Reflection Protection has a side effect where the active ingredient will make you sterile & barren

(-_-) oO(or should that be fortunately?)
Fortunately, I wasn't using Anti-Reflection protection; I was using Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection) Protection.
Posted June 18, 2016
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noir_7: Unfortunately excessive use of Anti-Reflection Protection has a side effect where the active ingredient will make you sterile & barren

(-_-) oO(or should that be fortunately?)
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dtgreene: Fortunately, I wasn't using Anti-Reflection protection; I was using Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection) Protection.
Unfortunately Anti-(Anti-Reflection Protection) Protection has been recalled for and I quote:
"adding inches to the male genitalia and firmer and stronger erections"
The company has been very quiet about when effects this might have on women.
Posted June 18, 2016
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noir_7: "adding inches to the male genitalia and firmer and stronger erections"
Fortunately, Miss Dee already has male genitalia and firmer and stronger erections after her highly-successful gender reassignment surgery.
Posted June 18, 2016
Unfortunately, i am not interested in fake pieces of artwork, i want to see your sister's, which is legit; can i, please?
Posted June 18, 2016
Fortunately, I haven't read any post from before so... Can we start from scratch?
Posted June 18, 2016
Unfortunately, few of the posts since late May are worth reading, but a new base shall be started.

We've recently decided to install a new carpet.
Posted June 18, 2016
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zeogold: We've recently decided to install a new carpet.
Fortunately for you, this was quality wool carpet so you got less gravel rash when on all fours and latched onto Mr e's peach-shaped buttocks.
Posted June 18, 2016
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zeogold: We've recently decided to install a new carpet.
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Kleetus: Fortunately for you, this was quality wool carpet so you got less gravel rash when on all fours and latched onto Mr e's peach-shaped buttocks.
Unfortunately, in this base, talking about body parts, especially private body parts, is forbidden. (Getting all 7's is no excuse here.)
Posted June 18, 2016
Fortunately all your base are belong to us
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