I have two Steam keys, one for Fez, one for forever in development game Cortex Command. Tell me why you want one, and which one. I'll might be Jovial enough to give you the one you desire, as long as it's one of these games, not a man/woman/pony or what ever floats your boat otherwise.

Cortex Command may be in develpment forever but it's a fun game :)
Count me in for it if I'm eligibile :D

And there went Cortex Command.

Thank you very much, you are amazing !!

So, any takers for Fez?

Fez is amazing, someone NEED to take it. Seriously, guys.

I'm in for a Pony! I always wanted a pony :)

I'll take it if its still available

All gone, that's all folks.

Thanks a bunch !

I didn't get my pony :(

I'm not jovial enough to grind a pony into bits.

You didn't have to, you could FedEx it instead

I only do digital, so grinding it into bits would have been the only way. Good thing I don't have a pny.