Ah, you crack me up littl' buddy!

Good comedy is nothing to snort at.

Of course not. It's the opiate of the masses.

We need more threads like this, get rid of some of the tension in here.

ZFR, you da' man!

Yes.

Nah, the only crack I use out of pleasure is my butt crack oO

I do puzzles.
...no, really. I'll have a jigsaw puzzle in front of me while I listen to a long conversation or a cutscene or something.

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere, but I don't really want to delve that deep into it to find out.

You bet. Islay whiskys are my favorites (Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg), but I'll try any single malt.

i use only what I cook

Using Nigella Lawson's latest cook book ?

Stereotypical pondering: wouldn't it likely be pirates using crack rather than paying consumers?

No, pirates drink rum.

... that they probably didn't pay for. Proves some point; not sure it proves mine though.

They usually paid for their rum unless they got lucky and boarded a ship that was hauling rum barrels. Some navy ships hauled gin, but rarely rum. That's a fact that I totally just made up.