Posted July 30, 2016

paigosa
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ZFR
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Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted July 30, 2016
Really? You don't say.
It's not "disallowed". It's just a common mistake that people use it instead of 'could've'.
I could of course give you examples of a proper usage. Here is a second one: I ate all I could of my grandmother's delicious cookies (I read this sentence somewhere on the net; it's not my invention).
So the challenge is to create a sentence that is syntatically correct for both "could/should/would of" and "could/should/would 've". Just like the examples for other common mistakes mentioned in this thread.
It's not "disallowed". It's just a common mistake that people use it instead of 'could've'.
I could of course give you examples of a proper usage. Here is a second one: I ate all I could of my grandmother's delicious cookies (I read this sentence somewhere on the net; it's not my invention).
So the challenge is to create a sentence that is syntatically correct for both "could/should/would of" and "could/should/would 've". Just like the examples for other common mistakes mentioned in this thread.

paigosa
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Registered: Oct 2013
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Posted July 30, 2016
Replacing "of" with "have" in this case results in nonsence, but I am interested in this challenge of yours.

ZFR
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Posted July 30, 2016



dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted July 30, 2016
I thought of another example used as a joke in the English version of SaGa Frontier 2.
At one point, Rich Knights says:
"I am Rich, but I'm not rich, if you know what I mean."
At one point, Rich Knights says:
"I am Rich, but I'm not rich, if you know what I mean."

MightyPinecone
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Registered: Sep 2014
From Sweden
Posted July 30, 2016
If we are allowed to go beyond English, then compound words are a common cause of humor in Swedish. Compare:
Rökfritt - Non-smoking
with
Rök fritt - Smoke freely
Stekt kycklinglever - Fried chicken liver
with
Stekt kyckling lever - Fried chicken is alive
Herrtoalett - Men's room
with
Herr toalett - Mr toilet
and the classic:
En brunhårig sjuksköterska - A brunette nurse
with
En brun hårig sjuk sköterska - A brown hairy sick caregiver
Rökfritt - Non-smoking
with
Rök fritt - Smoke freely
Stekt kycklinglever - Fried chicken liver
with
Stekt kyckling lever - Fried chicken is alive
Herrtoalett - Men's room
with
Herr toalett - Mr toilet
and the classic:
En brunhårig sjuksköterska - A brunette nurse
with
En brun hårig sjuk sköterska - A brown hairy sick caregiver

Mr...Desmond
Need a sandwich
Registered: Aug 2014
From Denmark
Posted July 30, 2016
I have a constant problem.
How do I properly write 's thing when I mean that something belong to someone?
Lets say, once there was a turtle named Klyde. Klyde was not a common turtle, for he had a thing called "Shell of Destiny". It was similar to that shield that Captain America has, but all natural and less shining.
One day world got in terrible danger. Klyde was lazy and he was sleeping. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and save the world.
But I needed Klyde's Shell of Destiny.
Question:
in this case, is it right to say "Klyde's"? Because usually "Klyde's" would mean for me "Klyde is".
How do I properly write 's thing when I mean that something belong to someone?
Lets say, once there was a turtle named Klyde. Klyde was not a common turtle, for he had a thing called "Shell of Destiny". It was similar to that shield that Captain America has, but all natural and less shining.
One day world got in terrible danger. Klyde was lazy and he was sleeping. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and save the world.
But I needed Klyde's Shell of Destiny.
Question:
in this case, is it right to say "Klyde's"? Because usually "Klyde's" would mean for me "Klyde is".

ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted July 30, 2016

in this case, is it right to say "Klyde's"? Because usually "Klyde's" would mean for me "Klyde is".
The problem arises when people get used to forming the possessive by adding 's that they forget that it's not always the correct way of doing it. For example: "it's" in not the possessive of "it" (use "its" instead) and "who's" is not the possessive of "who" (use "whose" instead).
Post edited July 30, 2016 by ZFR

paigosa
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Registered: Oct 2013
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Posted July 30, 2016

How do I properly write 's thing when I mean that something belong to someone?
Lets say, once there was a turtle named Klyde. Klyde was not a common turtle, for he had a thing called "Shell of Destiny". It was similar to that shield that Captain America has, but all natural and less shining.
One day world got in terrible danger. Klyde was lazy and he was sleeping. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and save the world.
But I needed Klyde's Shell of Destiny.
Question:
in this case, is it right to say "Klyde's"? Because usually "Klyde's" would mean for me "Klyde is".
If it makes you feel better, experienced native speakers get just as confused by the "rules" as you are.
Post edited July 30, 2016 by paigosa

dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted July 30, 2016

How do I properly write 's thing when I mean that something belong to someone?
Lets say, once there was a turtle named Klyde. Klyde was not a common turtle, for he had a thing called "Shell of Destiny". It was similar to that shield that Captain America has, but all natural and less shining.
One day world got in terrible danger. Klyde was lazy and he was sleeping. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and save the world.
But I needed Klyde's Shell of Destiny.
Question:
in this case, is it right to say "Klyde's"? Because usually "Klyde's" would mean for me "Klyde is".
For a plural noun that ends in "s", use just an apostrophe: The dragons' treasure hoard. (The hoard belongs to multiple dragons here.)
Pronouns are a special case: "he" becomes "his", "she" becomes "hers", "it" becomes "its" (not "it's", which means "it is"; this is a common point of confusion and source of mistakes), "they" becomes "their".

Mr...Desmond
Need a sandwich
Registered: Aug 2014
From Denmark
Posted July 30, 2016
Nice. Usually, when there is some kind of context, understanding the meaning is easier, but it is still good to know how to write properly. Thank you.
paigosa: If it makes you feel better, experienced native speakers get just as confused by the "rules" as you are. I can vouch for that.
Super! Many thanks for all the explanations. Especially on the "its" part and nouns ending in s, like dragons.
You just saved me a hundred years of embarrassment of talking nonsense :P Now back to taking Klyde's Shield of Destiny and vanquishing the evil...
Edit: Shell*, I meant Shell.

Super! Many thanks for all the explanations. Especially on the "its" part and nouns ending in s, like dragons.
You just saved me a hundred years of embarrassment of talking nonsense :P Now back to taking Klyde's Shield of Destiny and vanquishing the evil...
Edit: Shell*, I meant Shell.
Post edited July 30, 2016 by Dessimu

HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted July 31, 2016




You just saved me a hundred years of embarrassment of talking nonsense :P Now back to taking Klyde's Shield of Destiny and vanquishing the evil...
Edit: Shell*, I meant Shell.

ZFR
I love gold!
Registered: Jan 2010
From Ireland
Posted July 31, 2016
... and to make it even more interesting, plurals not ending with an s also get 's and not s' (so mice's hoard and not mices' hoard).
Post edited July 31, 2016 by ZFR