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A quirky, absolutely content-packed, destructible open-world sandbox adventure with combat, platforming, character customization, and collect-a-thon scavenger hunt experience – Bang-on Balls: Chronicles is coming soon to GOG!

Glorious bouncy 3D platforming and combat inspired by some of the best in the genre from Italian plumbers, blue hedgehogs, or wild bandicoots! Become BOB, a reckless bouncy hero embarking on a quest of epic adventures and chaos.

Prepare to fight foes, rescue allies, take on multiple objectives, uncover secrets and collect bundles of themed items and weapons. Smash, dash, and steamroll highly destructible environments, customize your character with a massive amount of flags, items, weapons and themed decorations, all collected from playing. Up to 4-player online co-op and 2 player split screen. All of that, and more soon on GOG!

Make sure to wishlist Bang-on Balls: Chronicles now so you won’t miss its release or any special offer!
Wasn't there a Heroes of Might & Magic clone based on the country balls meme? I think I'd rather see that here.
Some doctor's warning: It is usually not counterindicated to bang on balls. Please avoid banging on balls, as it may cause injury. If banging on balls causes you or someone you know pain, please seek medical attention immediately.
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GOG.com: Coming soon: Bang-on Balls: Chronicles
Working link: https://www.gog.com/game/bangon_balls_chronicles?source=news
Really bringing in the big guns for the milestone anniversary...
Judging by the title, it seemed to be one of those Kagura games, but it's something different, and somewhat promising. To the wishlist.
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ReynardFox: Really bringing in the big guns for the milestone anniversary...
Yeah, I didn't really think any of my dream LotR or Star Trek games would appear, but I did expect something.
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ReynardFox: Really bringing in the big guns for the milestone anniversary...
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Breja: Yeah, I didn't really think any of my dream LotR or Star Trek games would appear, but I did expect something.
Yeah, I was under no delusions of getting my dream releases or even had any high expectactions to begin with, but like you said, I expected something. GOG really has done nothing at all, from the release choices to the range of discounts, this just feels like any other thrown together sales event.
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Breja: mimimi
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ReynardFox: mimimi
playing the world's smallest violin as accompaniment
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ReynardFox: mimimi
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BreOl72: playing the world's smallest violin as accompaniment
Wow, a burn so sick we may never recover. Don't know about Reynard, but I'm gonna have to live in abandoned mansion now, hiding my horribly burnt face behind a mask.
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BreOl72: playing the world's smallest violin as accompaniment
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Breja: Wow, a burn so sick we may never recover. Don't know about Reynard, but I'm gonna have to live in abandoned mansion now, hiding my horribly burnt face behind a mask.
Well, that was the risk you were clearly willing to take, so...shrug
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Breja: I did expect something.
Why? What control does gog have on when things get released? If they did have something to release, why would it have been good to hold on to ii until now? Is timing that important to you? I guess it might attact a few more eyes at the right time, but that doesn't affect me. If they are sitting on Disgaea until the "right moment", that would disappoint me a lot more than not seeing it during what everybody seems to think is the best time to release something special.
EDIT: Sorry, but I better not risk a ban for derailing the thread.
Post edited September 25, 2023 by Breja
out of all memes, I didn't think a polandball game is likely, but somehow it happened lol
So uh, clicks tongue. I don't know if people know this, but memes can be trademarked and copywritten too. That's why Meme Run, a very terrible infinite runner released as the death rattle of the Wii-U was sniped off the platform.