ReynardFox: After wading through this excitement filled comment section, it looks like we've got another home run release by GOG's esteemed curation team.
Breja: Yeah, I just can't contain myself. Anime looking hipster dating sim. FUN!
I mean, we
could fight hordes of evil toads in a beautiful, acclaimed, unique fantasy game, but here we get to buy coffee! Someone stop this rollercoster!
Yeah, we could have this
impressive looking cyberpunk RPG, but wouldn't you rather play as a boring dork in awkwardly too short pants "languishing in his existence" instead?
Hey now, I love my dull hipster dating sims, I mean who needs exciting and engaging games such as the ascent, it's a top down CPRPG with incredible visuals and addictive gameplay, why have that mainstream tripe-fest when you can have... rhythm games in a slower paced contemplative experie*
Oh, crap, I can't keep this up, why the hell can't we have games like the Ascent instead of this hipster-bait that will sell only 20 copies here!? Yes, I'm glad we are getting experimental indies, but please balance them out with bigger ticket items that will guarantee a crap-ton of sales here!