So GOG has Broforce, which is pretty good, but what version is it? Does it include the Broforce Forever update? What about The Expendabros? I think that's a standalone game, right? Is it coming to GOG?

Yes, it has the Forever update (you could have just looked at the game's page).

BUT.

However, GOG doesn't seem to have Expandabros. That I can't accept.

I DEMAND THAT THE EXPANDABROS BE BROUGHT TO GOG NOW. OR ELSE...

Yo ucould say that the expandabros are expendabros, aha.



I'll see myself out.