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Posted June 09, 2016
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ChesHatter: One day, I was walking in Switzerland when I saw a guy berating a dachshund for walking too slow. I was about to walk over to the man and chastise him when Mr. Pitt appeared, approached the guy, gave him a nonchalant yet disapproving glance from about a nose's length away from his face, took the dog's leash from his hand and casually strolled away, matching the pace of the dog and lavishing it with happy "puppy talk". The dog's owner and I just stood there, awestruck.
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HereForTheBeer: A couple years back I was driving home from a 2-day trip to a customer, and heard the dreaded whump-whump-whump of a flat tire. Pulled over and cursed my luck since the back end was filled with tools and parts, and they'd all have to come out to access the spare tire and tools. And it was about 89 degrees and drizzling. Nothing you can do but get to it, right?

So I got the jack under there with slight tension and loosened three of the nuts but the last two were stuck. I even tried jumping up and down on the lug wrench but they weren't budging. Started cussing up a storm when Brad Pitt pulls up in is deee-luxe motor coach, on some cross-country family trip with Angie and their 15, no, 18 kids.

Cool as can be, he takes off his shirt, flexes a couple times, and popped both lug nuts loose with a stern glance. Before I could tell him "Gee, thanks, mister!", he and the brood were back on their way to see the World's 2nd Largest Ball of Twine.

Fucker coulda helped me put the stuff back in the car...
That's the thing, you've gotta just let BP do his thing and appreciate it for what it is, in all its splendor.

Truly, he is the Bill Murray of our generation.
Posted June 09, 2016
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Dalthnock: No gossip, just Mr. Pitt saving a young girl from a retarded crowd.
Which is celebrity gossip. It's someone you'd normally not care about, much less have any dealings with, and you're discussing the merits and validity of his actions. Gossip.
Posted June 09, 2016
So next time a lot more young girls are going to be squeezed by even greater retarded crowds because he is so much more awesome now.

BRAD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Posted June 10, 2016
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Pardinuz: That's not awesome. It's pathetic.
Crazy how the mob of zombies keeps cheering and celebrating the rescue even though they were the ones who almost crushed the girl.
Yes, in a way Brad Pitt caused the situation. Not directly, I'm not saying it is his fault, but the celebrity industry, that is in part the reason he is famous, is leading to this "mob mentality". He is just a person, you know? He uses a toilet like the rest of us!
Posted June 10, 2016
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ChesHatter: Truly, he is the Bill Murray of our generation.
That's, uh, quite a statement there. I mean, BP was good in Snatch (so am I, but that's a whole other topic) but not Phil Connors or Bob Wiley good. : )
Posted June 10, 2016
I totally forgot!

He was also awesome in Twelve Monkeys.

And Bill Murray is a die hard Cubs fan which means he can eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Post edited June 10, 2016 by tinyE
Posted June 10, 2016
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tinyE: which means he can eat the peanuts out of my shit.
I doubt there's any left, Mr e, your li'l Attack-Brat never leaves anything behind.

See what I did there, that was a double entendre, twice the normal entendre at no extra charge.
Posted June 10, 2016
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tinyE: I totally forgot!

He was also awesome in Twelve Monkeys.

And Bill Murray is a die hard Cubs fan which means he can eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Just saw 12 Monkeys for the first time recently. Fantastic movie! Terry Gilliam did a wonderful job and fantastic performances all around, but yes, Mr. Pitt definitely stood out with his zaniness.
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ChesHatter: Truly, he is the Bill Murray of our generation.
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HereForTheBeer: That's, uh, quite a statement there. I mean, BP was good in Snatch (so am I, but that's a whole other topic) but not Phil Connors or Bob Wiley good. : )
The Jesse "The Mind / The Body" Ventura of our generation, then!
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