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Posted May 16, 2022
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Bill gates was walking on the beach, suddenly he tripped on a magic lamp.
After a few shakes a genie came out:

GENIE: I grant you one wish!

BILL GATES: One Wish?! huh. - Can't i have three wishes like everybody else?

GENIE: Stop Whining you dumb ass and make your wish!

BILL GATES: TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS MAP OVER HERE - I'VE POINTED OUT FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

GENIE: THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT! Can't you ask for something more simple?

BILL GATES: huh. Err... -OK! - CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE BUGS OUT OF WINDOWS 8?

GENIE:Let me take a glance at that map again!
Posted May 16, 2022
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Bill Gates, Joe Biden and Boris Johnson all die on the same day, at the gates of Haven God greets them. "Justify your lives as to why I should grant you entry!". Biden steps forward, "I was faithful to country, religion and I my own way to myself always" . God pauses and says " I've given passes to worse in you come". Johnsons next, "I'm a buffoon, a liar, and an utter incompetent , but you made me this way and in my own way I always strived for that I thought was best". God responds, "I'm am somewhat to blame for you and you have admitted your worst faults, come in". God turns to Gates who immediately screams "HEY, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SEAT BITCH!"
Posted May 16, 2022
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thraxman: Bill Gates, Joe Biden and Boris Johnson all die on the same day, at the gates of Haven God greets them. "Justify your lives as to why I should grant you entry!". Biden steps forward, "I was faithful to country, religion and I my own way to myself always" . God pauses and says " I've given passes to worse in you come". Johnsons next, "I'm a buffoon, a liar, and an utter incompetent , but you made me this way and in my own way I always strived for that I thought was best". God responds, "I'm am somewhat to blame for you and you have admitted your worst faults, come in". God turns to Gates who immediately screams "HEY, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SEAT BITCH!"
ROFL
Posted May 17, 2022
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Win8: Phew, what a stench from rotting flesh!
Win11: Nah, not when it starts out with a list of Win10 features that aren't included.
As for Gates and Jeffrey E: Already lost his wife; better take heed, else you may lose everything, as in Shrillary.
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