You know you've just signed up to a lifetime of Linux support with her now?

I was thinking of just setting the updates to the most important and shell be fine (i hope).

Depends on how good looking she is.

If she's attractive, she's automatically entitled to premium PC tech support, which includes unlimited no-charge personal tech support visits to her place.

If she's ugly, just give her an ebook copy of Linux for Dummies and then change your phone number.

If you keep up like this, you just might get out of negative... eventually! Naaa, who am I kidding :) Did give me a laugh though :)