Verwandlung: -awful controls (pc) and an awful camera
-tons of button mashing QTE (quick time events)
-a laughably bad story (this tripe makes Uwe Boll look like a genius)
-the graphics were mediocre at best
-the sex scene (omg "mature" content!) is somehow even more awkward than the one seen in Dragon Age
-...
I don't understand how people can rate this game so high, perhaps I'm missing something here?
It's certainly a very "different" game, and I'll concede to a couple of your points despite enjoying this experience; namely the gratuitous, awkward sex scenes and the devolving plot, which initially I felt had a good premise.
I knew coming into this game that it was an interactive story-driven thriller, so I anticipated excessive QTEs. Fortunately, I adapted pretty well to the controls; albeit, they were far from intuitive. The high-point for me definitely was the character design and how fluidly they interacted with their respective environments. I've yet to play Heavy Rain, but this game was enough to convince me to buy the Director's Cut version if only to recapture some of the cool, sometimes mundane, but highly intriguing designs Quantic Dream was able to present in this installment.