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I just tested this after buying and tried to do the tutorial. Everything was fine until the car dodge part came. The Simon Says QTE fails every time. Every. Time. Even if I press left immediately as it flashes, I fail. Even if I spam the left button well in advance, I fail. Always.

Please tell me the game isn't broken this way...
Solved it, apparently I had to press both buttons at the same time. Weird.