Meet my dwarf, Melanie. She's a nice old lady, who lived an eventful life, giving birth to 2 children and being the village master chef. Everyone loved her grub soup.

Unfortunately it's only at her parent's death's bed did she learn that the dwarf she always thought of as her father was not in fact her biological parent.

It's then that she learned that her real father was indeed Beer_78 (how did her mother conceive a child using a keg of beer is a matter better left undiscussed).