It downloads and installs just fine, but upon launching it immediately gives me a black screen and an error message about some exception in Win32 -- and the only options are to try to debug (won't work, either), find a solution online (does nothing), or quit.

Running it on Win7, btw.

Do you have OpenGL 3 or higher?

I have the exact same problem, but I only tried it on my laptop, which has an Intel HD graphics card, and that's literally the entire description I have of that card, so I don't even know if I need new drivers or something like that or how to find them. Everything else in the list of requirements my laptop exceeds, so clearly the problem is the graphics card. But alas, there's no solution at sight.

So, unfortunately, until I fix my desktop PC, I won't be able to play :(