Posted December 14, 2013
Holy Hannah, I LOVE the Doom and Quake series. I still play them after all these years! I bought this for three bucks and I'm totally bewildered...is this really a game at all? HOLY SHEET! Why on God's green Earth am I being ambushed by mechanical frogs? What in hell's gate is the point here? I watched a cutscene about a Daikatana...no mouth movement...the characters looked like they were having seizures...then all of the sudden I'm fighting flies and frogs that sound like robots when they die? wtf? This game makes NO SENSE. I have to solve this stupid sewer puzzle, but WHY? what am I moving forward to? Why are there stupid characters running around screaming when all I do is walk into the room? This isn't even a game, it's just a bundle of ideas that fail miserably...why am I even playing this stupid game? I have a hard time believing this is John Romero's work...