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WHAT THE GOLF?

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3.9/5

( 15 Reviews )

3.9

15 Reviews

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WHAT THE GOLF?
Description
Sure, it has ‘golf’ in the title but that’s about where the similarity to golf ends. WHAT THE GOLF? is at heart a comedy game with puzzles, challenges and loads of surprises. Okay, so there’s a bit of what you might recognise as golf in there but loads more of what definitely isn’t! Confused? Exce...
Genre:
Simulation - Action - Comedy
Tags:
Action, Indie, Simulation, Casual, Funny, show 2 more... Comedy, Physics
Critics reviews
98 %
Recommend
PC Gamer
88/100
Daily Star
4/5 stars
Metro GameCentral
8/10
User reviews

3.9/5

( 15 Reviews )

3.9

15 Reviews

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Product details
2020, Triband, ...
System requirements
Windows 7, 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core, 2 GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M, 2 GB Memory, Version 11, 1 GB...
DLCs
WHAT THE GOLF? Soundtrack
Time to beat
3.5 hMain
5.5 h Main + Sides
8.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Description

Sure, it has ‘golf’ in the title but that’s about where the similarity to golf ends. WHAT THE GOLF? is at heart a comedy game with puzzles, challenges and loads of surprises. Okay, so there’s a bit of what you might recognise as golf in there but loads more of what definitely isn’t! Confused? Excellent!




Try Sporty Sports!, It’s Snowtime or one of the hundreds of other incomprehensible levels, featuring toasters, hot dogs, office chairs and a multitude of utterly random objects.




Come back every day to play new courses and win a bunch of more or less useful prizes.




Grab your clubs (string of sausages, frozen rubber glove, it doesn’t matter which) and tee off into a hilarious anarchic world.





To be honest, so do we. And that’s the beauty of WHAT THE GOLF? A game made for people who hate golf, by people with no clues or respect for the game. Let’s play!

A horse walks into a bar....

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
3.5 hMain
5.5 h Main + Sides
8.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles

Game length provided by HowLongToBeat

Game details
Genre:
Simulation - Action - Comedy
Tags:
Action, Indie, Simulation, Casual, Funny, show 2 more... Comedy, Physics
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 18.04), Mac OS X (10.11+)
Release date:
{{'2020-10-22T00:00:00+03:00' | date: 'longDate' : ' +0300 ' }}
Company:
Triband / Triband
Size:
449 MB
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WHAT THE GOLF? Soundtrack
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Critics reviews
84
Top Critic Average
98 %
Critics Recommend
OpenCritic Rating
PC Gamer
88/100
A humorous and surprising puzzle game about golf and not-golf.
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Daily Starby Jordan Oloman
4/5 stars
What The Golf is a hilarious, addicting golf game that unravels the sport into clever puzzles and intrigue.
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Metro GameCentral
8/10
The world's least realistic golf game is a tour de force in manic invention that values variety, invention, and surrealist humour above all.
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Posted on: September 3, 2024

oliverblueberry

Verified owner

Games: 85 Reviews: 7

fnuuy golf

i was learning unity, so i decided i'd try to make a multi-genre variety golf game. i put it off because i didn't really wanna learn how to code. i saw a trailer for what the golf? and played the demo, and it relieved me from my plan. that's when i decided to not bother with making a game that wasn't just a gui. as for the game itself -- this is way better than what i could have come up with. so silly and janky and entertaining. i played it twenty-thirty minutes at a time to savour it and not wear out the humour. i definitely recommend this method. i love you

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Posted on: October 17, 2024

raskulous

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Games: 191 Reviews: 1

Hilarious Fun

Such a cute, fun distraction. Had me laughing out loud sever times in the first hour, well worth your time.

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Posted on: November 24, 2024

StagedNIckel89

Verified owner

Games: 28 Reviews: 1

Play this game

If you love what the car, you should buy this game. it runs great on an old lenovo r500 running ubuntu. (I wrote this review on an old surface laptop from Twenty Twenty-One (My One Key wasn't working lol)

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Posted on: January 2, 2025

jonahc

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Games: 51 Reviews: 1

fun for someone who don't like videogame

my wife doesn't like video games but likes this

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Posted on: September 19, 2025

CompletelyNormal

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Games: 453 Reviews: 1

Good Silly Fun

Comedy games are a hard genre to do right. Even when a game does make you laugh, the gameplay often doesn't hold up beyond the gags. This game is an exception. It presents a collection of vaguely golf-shaped challenges and some truly bizzare gameplay gags.

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