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WHAT THE GOLF?

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3.9/5

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3.9

15 Reviews

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WHAT THE GOLF?
Description
Sure, it has ‘golf’ in the title but that’s about where the similarity to golf ends. WHAT THE GOLF? is at heart a comedy game with puzzles, challenges and loads of surprises. Okay, so there’s a bit of what you might recognise as golf in there but loads more of what definitely isn’t! Confused? Exce...
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3.9/5

( 15 Reviews )

3.9

15 Reviews

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Product details
2020, Triband, ...
System requirements
Windows 7, 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core, 2 GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M, 2 GB Memory, Version 11, 1 GB...
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WHAT THE GOLF? Soundtrack
Time to beat
3.5 hMain
5.5 h Main + Sides
8.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Description

Sure, it has ‘golf’ in the title but that’s about where the similarity to golf ends. WHAT THE GOLF? is at heart a comedy game with puzzles, challenges and loads of surprises. Okay, so there’s a bit of what you might recognise as golf in there but loads more of what definitely isn’t! Confused? Excellent!




Try Sporty Sports!, It’s Snowtime or one of the hundreds of other incomprehensible levels, featuring toasters, hot dogs, office chairs and a multitude of utterly random objects.




Come back every day to play new courses and win a bunch of more or less useful prizes.




Grab your clubs (string of sausages, frozen rubber glove, it doesn’t matter which) and tee off into a hilarious anarchic world.





To be honest, so do we. And that’s the beauty of WHAT THE GOLF? A game made for people who hate golf, by people with no clues or respect for the game. Let’s play!

A horse walks into a bar....

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Why buy on GOG.COM?
DRM FREE. No activation or online connection required to play.
Safety and satisfaction. Stellar support 24/7 and full refunds up to 30 days.
Time to beat
3.5 hMain
5.5 h Main + Sides
8.5 h Completionist
6.5 h All Styles
Game details
Works on:
Windows (7, 8, 10, 11), Linux (Ubuntu 18.04), Mac OS X (10.11+)
Release date:
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Size:
449 MB

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Overall most helpful review

Posted on: April 2, 2022

Coalte

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 4

Weird delight

I played the touchscreen version a bunch on an Apple Arcade trial, and now I can own my very own What The Golf! I love the cheerfully surreal vibe. Some levels are trivial, some are challenging. Several of them are riffs on other video games. The gameplay changes from level to level. A fun oddity.


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Posted on: April 13, 2023

dnovraD

Verified owner

Games: Reviews: 74

Nearly Wonderful - Snags a bunker or two

What the Golf is an irreverent golf-type game that typically has you ignoring the onus of golf (least amount of shots to sink), that provides a wide swathe of scenarios and scenes. And if you're just playing it to beat it, things will be fine. The thing is, and where WTG stumbles is in these "Crown Challenges", where you're asked to complete two other variants of each course. And typically one of these will include a par challange, where you have a limited number of shots to accomplish it. These are feasible, but overtuned in the direction of being rude and frustrating; typically only leaving a shot at most for breathing.


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Posted on: May 4, 2022

SmartAlec98

Verified owner

Games: 148 Reviews: 1

A good silly time waster

I wouldn't go as far as to call the game outright funny, but it got a chuckle out of me every now and then. There were plenty of surprises that made me smile. But you kinda get the point pretty quickly. What's more is that I don't really have any desire to go back and replay it, and I don't remember many of the levels since they were so quick. The music is also really annoying, frankly. It was charming at first, but then it didn't let up on the cheese at all. I muted it and played my own music, which is rare for me. For how simple the game is, it is good that it isn't stretched out to be any longer than it already is. I would consider getting it on sale, if nothing else to show to a friend and make them giggle a bit.


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Posted on: May 9, 2023

vpupkin

Games: 147 Reviews: 1

Pull Back and Let Go

The game answers the ancient question of "What if golf?" with a myriad of gags, puns, and references. Immensely creative and stupidly fun.


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Posted on: March 29, 2025

ersatzdam

Verified owner

Games: 1086 Reviews: 9

Very good parody of golf.

Excellent for quick breaks on a side of cheesy jokes and an occasional challenge. It's a gaming equivalent of golf-related fast food done right.


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