Posted on: March 11, 2025
aleksandar0303
Verified ownerGames: 44 Reviews: 3
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I like it. Funny and fun game.
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Thief Simulator
Description
Become the real thief. Steal in free roam sandbox neighborhoods. Observe your target and gather information that will help you with the burglary. Take the challenge and rob the best secured houses. Buy some hi-tech burglar equipment and learn new thief tricks. Sell stolen goods to the passers. Do anything that a real thief does!
A good thief always observes his target. What's inside? Who lives there? What's your target day schedule? Find out when the house is empty and does it have nosy neighbours. Choose from lots of possible approaches to prepare the best plan. Many modern devices available in Thief Simulator might come in handy with gathering intel about your target and it's neighbourhood.
The faster, the better. Find and steal as many valuables as possible in the shortest time possible. Remember that infinite backpacks don't exist. When it's about time you have to maintain cold blood. In every house you'll find tons of useless stuff, which can really slow you down. If you're not sure that you can take some serious money for it, maybe a good idea would be to leave it behind and save space for some expensive goods. If you fill your backpack with worthless items, you may have to waste your time to throw stuff out just to make space for other things. Be careful, cause some things can draw police attention to you!
A real, experienced thief can spot places where there's most probability of finding some valuables on the fly. Use the flashlight at night to highlight all the valuables in sight and places where you can expect them to be.
Disassemble a stolen car and sell parts on the internet. Prepare phones and tablets before selling them in a pawn shop by removing their security.
Look around for any useful items. They will save you some time on lockpicking or hacking. Key near a window or purchase receipts in trash bins. All those things can make life of an aspiring thief so much easier and reduce your burglary time even by a half. Of course many of them are just useless trash... Or maybe they aren't?
Be careful! In some houses you can meet unexpected guests. If they catch you in the act, they will call the police. In this case hide and wait till they stop looking for you or you can always leave the loot and run away as fast as possible.
A good thief always observes his target. What's inside? Who lives there? What's your target day schedule? Find out when the house is empty and does it have nosy neighbours. Choose from lots of possible approaches to prepare the best plan. Many modern devices available in Thief Simulator might come in handy with gathering intel about your target and it's neighbourhood.
The faster, the better. Find and steal as many valuables as possible in the shortest time possible. Remember that infinite backpacks don't exist. When it's about time you have to maintain cold blood. In every house you'll find tons of useless stuff, which can really slow you down. If you're not sure that you can take some serious money for it, maybe a good idea would be to leave it behind and save space for some expensive goods. If you fill your backpack with worthless items, you may have to waste your time to throw stuff out just to make space for other things. Be careful, cause some things can draw police attention to you!
A real, experienced thief can spot places where there's most probability of finding some valuables on the fly. Use the flashlight at night to highlight all the valuables in sight and places where you can expect them to be.
Disassemble a stolen car and sell parts on the internet. Prepare phones and tablets before selling them in a pawn shop by removing their security.
Look around for any useful items. They will save you some time on lockpicking or hacking. Key near a window or purchase receipts in trash bins. All those things can make life of an aspiring thief so much easier and reduce your burglary time even by a half. Of course many of them are just useless trash... Or maybe they aren't?
Be careful! In some houses you can meet unexpected guests. If they catch you in the act, they will call the police. In this case hide and wait till they stop looking for you or you can always leave the loot and run away as fast as possible.
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13 hMain
18 h Main + Sides
27.5 h Completionist
19 h All Styles
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User reviews
Posted on: October 1, 2025
MistaMoonBeam
Verified ownerGames: 207 Reviews: 5
Looks like crap runs like crap, garbage
Horrible jitteriness even on new hardware, jank mechanics that just suck the fun out of it. Overall horrible horrible horrible!
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Posted on: October 9, 2025
M1ch3alMy3rs
Verified ownerGames: 2 Reviews: 1
Fun and interactive
this game actually makes you think outside the box while still letting you have some fun and get some luaghs definitly great pottential
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Posted on: October 27, 2025
GodsRightNut_
Verified ownerGames: 54 Reviews: 3
Great game
Not to much to complain about, be nice to have more content
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Posted on: November 10, 2025
Cynthiagames
Verified ownerGames: 25 Reviews: 1
A awesome game worth playing!
I think this game is amazing with all the details and freedoms. The devs worked really hard on it. Its so immersive and fun. It is still being updated even though its slower then steam. It has not been abandoned. I really hope they bring dlcs over. That would be awesome. There is a lot of us that are not even using steam anymore and prefer GOG only so it would be great that we could get the full game here as well.
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